So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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