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• (646): View more from New York

  How is your vagina???

  (941): View more from Florida

  Double booked

  (646): View more from New York

  With your butt?

  (941): View more from Florida

  Totes, candlesticks and all

  (646): View more from New York

  Yay!!

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.

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  parking. I am not drunk

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.

  (727): View more from Florida

  More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits

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