we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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