So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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