Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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