i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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