To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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