M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I have post one night stand depression
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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