I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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