the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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