There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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