We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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