and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize