fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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