How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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