it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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