I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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