420 ftw
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
foreskin is a definite game changer
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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