Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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