Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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