i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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