so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
