I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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