I wish i was in the wii world.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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