No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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