if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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