I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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