Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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