Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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