lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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