sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Ambien. No doubt about it.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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