I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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