He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
We left the knife in your bed.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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