Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
My underwear smells like fireworks.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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