remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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