Welp...herpes.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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