well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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