Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
My penis needs a shock collar
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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