Heybabeimwearingurpanties
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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