i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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