So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
last night I used snow as a chaser
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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