to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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