new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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