Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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