# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
It's shark week go big or go home
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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