Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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