yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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