Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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