So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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