Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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