I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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