Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
