Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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