I can tuck mytits in my pants
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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